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Futurama Porno Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Ten

Futurama Porno Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Ten

“Hey, beautiful,” he said, sitting at the end of her bed.

“What happened?” she asked slowly and wearily.

“You fainted doctors had to operate on you in your side.”

“.I lived?” she asked, looking at her hands.

“.I.I.I’m a father!” Fry said, and took one of her hands and gave it
a reassuring squeeze.

“Y-y-you mean?” she asked.

He nodded.

” that X-Mas ‘t we?” Leela said, thinking
back on that night two weeks ago.

* * flash back**

“Oooow…my head,” Leela groaned, thinking she was sitting in her bed. She
looked beside her and gasped. “Wake up! Wake up!” Leela said, practically
yelling at the person next to her.

“Wha? head,” Fry said, sitting up. He looked next to himself and
gasped at what he saw.

“Did we?” Leela asked, about ready to scream.

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Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 2

Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 2

Guest-starring Robin Williams as various extras

Written by Andrew Kaiko

I do not own the characters and all related subjects. All Futurama
characters, names, likenesses and all other criteria are TM and Y FOX and
it’s parent, affiliate and subsidiary companies. Steal and thou shall face
the consequences! Mwahahahahaaaa!

Chapter 2

“Good news, everyone!” said a familiar voice outside the door.

Everyone groaned to himself or herself and leaned over the meeting table to
what they were expecting, but instead they were in for a big surprise! A
cranking sound echoed from outside the doorway, and when a shiny silver
figure appeared, everyone gasped.

After the Professor’s operation, he had changed somewhat. His injured
right arm, his complete lower body, and various portions of his head were
replaced by a complex array of wires, buttons, metal, plastic, buzzing and
cranking! He had no use for a hover-chair anymore- his legs were so strong
they could now run at a full 100 mph! Having parts of his body turned into
a machine made him resemble an aged Two-Face meets the Terminator!

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Futurama Porn Story: Wouldnt It Be Nice If – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Wouldnt It Be Nice If – Chapter 1

Wouldnt It Be Nice If
by BumbleBeeTheta

Part One: Fry Knows Best

Heres my plan:

Ill show him what bliss is.

Welcome him with kisses

Cos this is a Mrs. that misses her man.

Hes my Xander and hes awfully swell.

It makes financial sense as well.

Although, he can be-

Ill never tell.

Just stand aside.

Here comes the bride.

Ill be Mrs.

I will be his Mrs.


Missus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Selfless)

Scene: Professors lab.

(Once again, the Professor
has called everyone in to take a gander at the What If machine.P He stands by his worktable where the machine
sits.P Hooked up to the machine is what
looks like a treadmill, except it is glowing bright blue.P Beside the What If machine is a helmet and a
pair of goggles.P The crew stands around
the Professor in a semi-circle; their emotions ranging from bored to uneasy.)

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Futurama Porn Story: Wonders of Life Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Wonders of Life Chapter 1

Author’s notes: I should really update my other Futurama story,

But I got this other little idea, so I thought I should write

it down.(I’m very forgetful. Have I told y’all that before? No, I didn’t…hee hee….)

Tragedy/Action/Adventure/Romance will be the type of this

story.

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Wonders of Life

Chapter 1: Mission To Save Earth!

Leela looked around the room. Her face slowly started to make a grimace. Fry was glued on the couch watching TV, Bender was reading a robot pornography magazine with his foot up on a table, Zoidberg was completely freaking out over something and Amy was putting on makeup…and way too much as well. Holding back her own boredom, Leela went over to Fry and sat down beside him. “Hey, Fry. What are you watching?” “Can’t talk. Watching TV.”said Fry, dully.”Okay then…”Leela now went over to Bender.”Hey, Bender.”She began.”Any fun?” Bender made no reply. She continued on. “Wouldn’t it be funner if we had to go to a mission right now, hmmm?” Bender answered with a curt answer. “Nope.” Leela turned around towards the others.” Anybody else agree with me then?” But the rests’ answer was same as Bender’s, “Nope.”. Before Leela said anything more, the professor entered the room. “Good news, everyone!”he exclaimed. “What is it now, old man?”asked Bender, dully. “If Leela hadn’t foolishly blurted out about a mission, I would never have asked. But since she did, I’m assigning all of you to a mission to save Earth from a gigantic meteor.” Everybody sighed out a groan. Fry interuppted. “But how do we know if it’s true? About the meteor, I mean.” “Turn on to the news right now, Fry.” said Farnsworth. He started to smile sheepishly as Fry started switched the channnel obediently. “This meteor is almost the size of Earth. It will kill us all!!”screamed a scientist who being interviewed. “But isn’t there any way we can…stop the meteor?” The scientist suddenly calmed down as he tried to answer this question. “Ahem, yes. We can send a group of 5, 6 or 7 people who are experienced with things in space.” The interview was cut, and a female announcer now spoke. “Ahahahaha.”she laughed uneasily. “Shut up, Earth woman!”exclaimed Morbo. “Foolish Earthlings, for many years, I have warned you that my race will come and wipe out all of you. Well, now we can’t, since that meteor is coming and-.” Fry turned off the TV. “I can’t believe this.”gasped Amy. “Can’t believe what? That Fry finally shut the TV off himself without being forced to?”asked Zoidberg, innocently. But his innocence was not exposed to the haughty, cold Amy.”No, you idiot! I meant I can’t believe that the meteor is unstoppable!” And with that, she smacked Zoidberg’s crustacean head. “Ow,,,”said Zoidberg with a tear forming in his eye. “Shut up, friends.” Farnsworth now interjected. “I also have an announcement to make. We are the chosen group to go and stop the meteor.” The crew was obviously suprised.”WHAT?!”sounded the room. “You can’t make me do it, man. You can’t. You can’t!!”cried Bender, dramatically as he could and holding on to the old professor’s lab coat collar. “Get off of me, you imbecile. We can’t back out now, for the President himself said so.” But some of the crew members were not to be side-tracked. “Aren’t we a delivery company? How can a delivery company do such a thing?” Leela asked breathlessly. “We’re a special kind of a delivery company. Also, we can’t back out now, for President Nixon knows that our company will be the one to save Earth. Now go, go!!”replied Farnsworth, shooing them all.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Love In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: Love In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Bender: Hey Fry! You will never guess what I found down at the dump.

Fry walked out of his room towards Bender.

Bender: Five juicy rats already dead! We eat well at breakfast!

Bender walked into the kitchen carrying the dead rats.

Bender: “So buddy how do you want yours? Well done?”

He peered round the doorway

Bender: “Yo Fry! I said how do you want yours ..”

The Apartment was empty.

New Scene – Streets of New New York.

Fry put his hands in his pockets as he walked down the empty streets of New
New York. A cool breeze blew indicating rain was on its way.

Fry: “Man, Bender and his cooking should be outlawed” he muttered to
himself

Fry suddenly stopped and looked up realising he had taken the same route he
takes everyday and had ended up at Planet Express. He looked at his watch
it was 7am.

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Futurama Porn Story: Rush Moon Chapter 28

Futurama Porn Story: Rush Moon Chapter 28

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

The Intergalactic Panel of Fanfic Ratings has determined that the time between updates of the following story has exceeded 10% of the median lifespan of a weighted mixture of fanfic reader species. We express our apologies to recently deceased readers from Mayfly VI.

All authors that wish to resume a fiction after exceeding this update time are required to submit a form PU-5487z-A providing background information to readers who may have forgotten key details of the story, thus relieving them of need of reading story again.

FORM PU-5487z-A

Story title: Rush Moon

Estimated reading time for Parts I and II

Robot (sober): 1.5 microseconds

Robot (Bending Unit, drunk): 5.6 microseconds

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Futurama Porn Story: Time Runs Short – Chapter 3

Futurama Porn Story: Time Runs Short – Chapter 3

“I told you, I’m gonna die! I only have a few weeks to live!” she said,
feeling a little bit better that she had told someone. But she felt rotten
for telling the person it would hurt most.

“Oh my, God! Leela, that’s horrible! It’s isn’t can’t
die,” he said, still not being able to believe it. He held her closely and
she felt safe in his arms.

“But I will ‘s no stopping it,” she said, her crying slowing down.

“How do you know your gonna die?” Fry said, looking down at her.

“‘t you think you would know if a bunch of professional doctors
told you so?” she said, growing tired of feeling like she was helpless.

Fry ignored her comment and held her even closer. She could hear his heart
beating and she managed to listen to it for quite some time before sleep
came over her. Fry stood there for what seemed like hours, but was only
minutes before he had realized this. He carried her to over to her bed and
lied her down to sleep. He covered her up and watched her for a moment,
wondering if it was another dream or if this was reality. He started to
walk out of the door into the hallway when he heard her speak.

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Futurama Porn Story: Benders List Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Benders List Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I didnt cancel Futurama.

You dont want to have sex with me, said the alien woman flatly.

Not until Ive properly introduced myself, anyway, said the man, stroking her shoulder. My names Beau Hunter.

Its nice to meet you, Beau, said the woman with a hint of a smile, but trust me, you dont want to have sex with me.

Youre right, I dont, said Hunter as he pulled himself a bit closer. Not right here and right now, that is.

The alien woman sighed. All right, she said in defeat. Well go to your place.

In the dim light of Beau Hunters penthouse, the suave seducer made an unpleasant discovery. Hey, those are fake! Youre a man!

Wrong again, said the raven-haired alien with glee.

What the

We will return to Androgyny and the City after a message from our sponsor, Moms Friendly Robot Company, droned the announcer.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon – Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon – Chapter 1

I don’t own the show Futurama, because if I did, it would still be more successful than the Critic

*Jay Sherman: Excuse me? Nothing could ever top my show, because everything else stinks.

Producer: Mr. Sherman? You’re on in three.

Jay: Oh, well, don’t criticize me, because you don’t get paid for it… that I may have to sue for.

You have my contact information.*

as I was saying, it would still be a very good show, almost as good as Homer with his donuts.

Anyway, I don’t own the show, any rights to go with it…blah… Please don’t sue me because I have no money anyway. At least, no more than two cents to speak of.

“_” : speaking

‘_’ : thinking

_ : off the wall crap

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Anthology of Interest: Fry vs Homer – Chapter 1

Anthology of Interest: Fry vs Homer – Chapter 1

Futurama

Anthology
of Interest:

Fry
vs. Homer

Part
I

AN-
Hello everybody! Hi Dr. Psychito! Im back! may have eliminated two
of my best stories, but this story will be my best and will stay on
this site! Please R & R!

SPRINGFIELD,
U.S.A. 2004

Homer!
Clean out the garage please. Marge asked Homer willingly

What!
Again? But I just forced Bart to do it a week ago. Fine, I will get
the boy.

Homer
walks up to Barts room, Bart is watching TV, on TV, there is a
chase the suspect drives off a cliff, the vehicle explodes, the cops
follow him down the cliff, you see many explosions.

I
wouldnt want to be that guy. Homer says

Dad,
what are you doing here?

I
lost a hundred dollar bill in the garage, I was wondering if you
could clean it up and find my hundred dollars. If you find it, I will
give you one dollar.

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